(warning: this picture is not a fair representation)
I went to the wonderful world of Dayton, Ohio this weekend and I have a few observations.
1. No one attractive seems to live in Dayton by choice. Therefore, when I happened to find a potential townie who was remotely attractive, I eye-fucked the bejeeeeeezes out of them in wonder-ment.
2. The majority of women shop at Deb and Deb Plus.
3. Concrete seems to be the largest import of Dayton. Second would be crystal meth.
4. Due to lack of anything else to do, Dayton seems to have perfected the mozzarella stick.
5. M.I.A is classified as "ethnic music" by daytonians. (??? Pulease. Dead prez anyone?)
6. Dayton, OH has one redeeming quality. It happens to be the current location of C. Law school-er extrodinaire. Keep on East Coast representin.
Also, I literally shed all possible tears that could have been produced by my tear ducts in a matter of five minutes after watching the movie Milk. I would highly recommend.
ON REPEAT VIA ONE CAR RIDE, TWO FLIGHTS, ONE TRAIN RIDE, AND ONE BUS RIDE: Be like me and listen. One ear only.
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