Friday, December 19, 2008

Ch-ch-ch-changes

When I woke up this morning I felt lonelier than I have in my entire life.

Plan of Action: Stop drinking for a while, get hot and fit back into, oh, my entire wardrobe, and find a boyfriend. Possible places to meet boys not in bars:

1) gym (that would never happen though)
2) walking in central park (that would never happen though)
3) on a subway (that would never happen though)
4) missed connection on craigslist (that would never happen though)
5) set up by a friend (this may happen but probably would never happen though)
6) eHarmony (i'd rather kill myself)
7) Match.com (i'd rather kill myself)
8) Poking random people in the New York, NY network on facebook (it couldn't hurt).

Yeah, I'm gonna be single forever.

-A


UPDATE: Signing up for this shit. So is S. HELLO SEXINESS AND NEW-FOUND INNER CONFIDENCE!! It's all women though, won't be meeting any strapping lads there.