this made my day and it's only 10am

Oh, America...

I shot out of bed this morning on wisdom teeth post-op day 2, aka the most boring day of my life, achey and starving. I had big, big plans for my dad to get me a Coldstone Creamery milkshake around 2pm. Although it's only 8:15am, I'm a certified freak and started to Google my milkshake options. To my misfortune, I came across the Coldstone milkshake nutrition facts.

Not only am I both angry and scarred by this, I now cannot get one and enjoy it (sober). A Small (I'm sorry, "Like it") Cake 'n Shake is 1140 calories!!!! That is like 2 Big Mac Meals or something. And the smalls ARE small. I could suck that down during the opening credits of Friends. I am both happy and sad that I looked at this. Happy I prevented this from entering my body, sad because my upper-class chain milkshake dreams are shattered (I don't do McDonald's).

I think I'm going to go for a somewhat healthier option. Starbucks drive-thru, here I come. And by 'I', I mean my loving father.