Monday, December 15, 2008

Serious Musical L.O.V.E

I'm a serious law abiding citizen. Never a traffic ticket, nor drug busts, and no illegal music downloading for me. But sometimes I want to punch the music-selector at Apple for not putting covers like these two on iTunes. I'm strongly considering a Limewire music binge fest in T minus 1 minute.



The one, the only - Ray LaMontagne - Cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy



Mockingbird Cover - Ryan Adams

- S

Legit Ladies and Gents


We got ourselves a little thing I like to call the URL - U R L bitoches.

Let me spell that baby out...
WWW.SOHOSAURUS.COM

No more of this blogspot shenanigans. Actually, as you can see we are still hosted by Blogger (much love B) and until one of our hard working asses learns dreamweaver or flash we'll be stickin our no good nyc rants and raves right huuuuuur.

-S

On Repeat


Jose Gonzalez, Heartbeats

I Am My Own Starbucks

So the other night I was boiling water to make a packet of Swiss Miss diet hot chocolate that has been sitting in my closet (yes, closet) since this summer. My mom thought it was a good idea to buy a huge Sam's Club box of it.

Anyway, I forgot I was going to drink the hot chocolate and brushed my teeth in preparation for bedtime. But then I remembered the H.C. and wanted it anyway. My mouth still tasted like toothpaste.

Anyway, it tasted a lot like a Starbucks Peppermint Mocha twist. Seriously, half way through the cup of hot chocolate. But for free and like 400 less calories.

I am my own Starbucks.

-A

Umm... yeah.

Smells like Carnivore



Wow, we advertisers have stooped to a new low. Thank you Crispin.

Burger King has released their highly
eat-icipated perfume FLAME and yes you guessed it, it smells like Whopper.

You better believe I'm gonna get all funky with whoever the first freak is that walks by me smelling of that. Smear my body with that 57 variety goodness, hand me a big-ass spatula, and make way for some intense lovin in the oven.

My Tattoo



Boy do I love me some pac man. And it's not even career killa - get yourself some bangs and hello job interview. Sign me up.
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Kan-NAY



I kid, I kid. Kanye can do no wrong regardless of what my one eardrum thinks.

Kanye West - SNL - Love Lockdown