SANTACON 2008

This Saturday, prepare to don your red, drink like a merry man, and suckle on those candy canes. IT'S THE SANTA CONVENTION.

Check the site here. They'll post meeting time by 10pm today for tomorrow's bar crawl.

There are rules people. Some of my fav:

Don't be "that" Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.

Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it).
Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Feel free to urinate on the parents. Tourists fall somewhere in between the two -- adjust depending on their attitude.

Santa is responsible for his own inebriation.
SantaCon is not a bar crawl, it's a convention. There will be bar stops, but they will be crowded. Santa does not advocate breaking open container laws! Santa's just sayin'...

Boy am I excited to see red sweat-suited drunken pervs walking the streets of NYC.
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NERD

So A's Xanga post got me creepin the Internet for everyone's old Xang. I too reveled in the sad world of putting all my hopes and dreams into a gawdy, obnoxiously written format. The Queen of Xanga however was my current roomie and friend since 4 years of age, KD.

Her finest post is below. I have reason to believe that we were 19 and in college. Let's just say that the summer of sophomore year was questionable in terms of our maturity as we were addicted, literally addicted to the show Beauty and the Geek. And it just so happens that we saw our fav Geek, Bill at our neighboorhood cracked-out movie theater. Ah, the good old days.