the dud avocado

currently 1/2 way thru this and lemme tell you, it is excellent.

check it out here

this song is my jam on toast, with a layer of butter.

Q: Why am I still awake?

A: I live next to a kid majoring in "musical composition"

This rots.

I'm about to throw myself against his window, two favorable outcomes can result:

a. my brain is ruptured, falling into snooze-worthy comma

b. the b-minor note which results from the thud of my body hitting glass might just be the last piece to his lyrical puzzle.

Save me sandman. And/or Robitussin with Codeine.

Ode to P-Patties

Is it sorta odd that I've been having cravings that change daily? It's like I'm newly pregnant two hours out of each day. Yesterday - The soy chai latte - water removed. Today - the york peppermint pattie.

And holy mother of jesus do these things really do it for me. I'll happily trade 2.5 grams of fat per serving for the delectable bliss this chocolate wonder bar gives me. F coffee, Ppatties are where life should be going. (please remind me of this post in two weeks when I start complaining about gaining 5 pounds)

S

thank you awkward 7th grade years

Sohophilayorkasaurus?

A,

I'm down. Different cities, new experiences, same depression. I kid.

Let's do it.

PS. The red hair compliments your overbite. I too dyed... ging' is all the rage.

please

S,

I want to bring this back.

i think it'd be good for us..... plus people miss it.


-A


(you haven't seen me in a while, this is my most recent pic!)