what i do with my tax refund

..book a flight to vegas, duh. i'm only human. do you know how tan you can get in Vegas poolside? really tan. plus, comped suites, comped VIP tables at clubs, comped show tickets, and comped meals ain't too shabby either.

besides, it was only $235. thasswassup.

I make friends...

...on the street. So my butt has this magnetic connection to construction workers and bums. They basically have their own vocabulary involving the ever so popular Ooooo weeeeeee and Nahhhhhh uhhhh. Add in the occasional whistle and we be making friends real fast.

Today's polite encounter was as follows: Translation included.

Mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm I've never seen a girl walk so nice
READ: You have an amazing ass

Hold up, Hold up, I've gotta talk to a gurl like you
READ: Let me try and whoo you with my gold-plated grill

Where's such a fine woman going tonight?
Read: Want to come back to my cardboard house on the corner of Houston and Hudson?

I start walking away...

I'm the love of your life gurl
Read: I want to make sweet love to your bottom.

hehe

if i don't stop trading my gym plans at Oval fitness for Checker Cab Blonde ale and vodka sodas in Alphabet city (chased by pesto pizza next door) i'm absolutely going to have to start checking out this section of Forever 21. fat and happy, AND trendy!