i'm inexplicably attracted to tom colicchio

three words: sign. me. up.



here he is acoustically serenading me to "love is blind" by eve.

Things I Did Today

1) Lied to Starbucks. see below conversation:
-starbucks worker: what would you like?
-me: black tea latte, skim milk, does that have vanilla syrup in it?
-worker: no.
-me: does it have any syrup in it?
-worker: just the classic syrup.
-me: well can i get that sugar free?
-worker: (turns to ask other worker) (asks other worker) (gets negative response) no.
-me: well then i want sugar-free vanilla syrup.
[Keep in mind there is a really, really long line behind me and i'm holding it up]
-worker: (calls out my order) one tall sugar-free vanilla skinny black tea latte.
-other worker: (all confused) but...but... there isn't vanilla syrup in those... (thinks world is ending)
-worker: well, now there is.
-me: i'm diabetic.

i realize this is kind of messed up, but i needed to use this disease to cover my weirdness and infatuation for sugar-free syrup. good call on my part, right? right guys?



2) Invented a new language: Spanspeare. Equal parts Spanish, equal parts Shakespeare.
i.e.: "Donde art thou?"


that's about it for now.