Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Q: Why am I still awake?


A: I live next to a kid majoring in "musical composition"

This rots.

I'm about to throw myself against his window, two favorable outcomes can result:

a. my brain is ruptured, falling into snooze-worthy comma

b. the b-minor note which results from the thud of my body hitting glass might just be the last piece to his lyrical puzzle.

Save me sandman. And/or Robitussin with Codeine.