...on the street. So my butt has this magnetic connection to construction workers and bums. They basically have their own vocabulary involving the ever so popular Ooooo weeeeeee and Nahhhhhh uhhhh. Add in the occasional whistle and we be making friends real fast.
Today's polite encounter was as follows: Translation included.
Mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm I've never seen a girl walk so nice
READ: You have an amazing ass
Hold up, Hold up, I've gotta talk to a gurl like you
READ: Let me try and whoo you with my gold-plated grill
Where's such a fine woman going tonight?
Read: Want to come back to my cardboard house on the corner of Houston and Hudson?
I start walking away...
I'm the love of your life gurl
Read: I want to make sweet love to your bottom.
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