The Nosepicker Effect

Back in college, my friend Krista told me this life theory that I now refer to as The Nosepicker Effect.

When you're a kid, and the boy that picks his nose likes you, you're all "Ew gross!", and when he wipes his boogers on you, you want NOTHING to do with him. Cause he's the nosepicker and all.

THEN, when said Nosepicker stops liking you, and moves on to that saucy redheaded slut in his monday-wednesday-friday evening daycare, you get sad, and you're all "NOW THE NOSEPICKER DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME...life is..so hard..." but then you forget about it after naptime.

Ladies, the Nosepicker Effect is still present at age 22.

Except, it's 22 times worse.


And there is no naptime.



Did that make sense?

Good.