Tuesday, December 16, 2008

..and that's how Oprah killed my mother.

(To preface this, I asked my mom what I should get her and my dad for Christmas. This is the exact convo that followed)

My Mom:
We don't want you to buy us a thing.
Write us a poem or letter or make us a card.

Me: write you a letter? that's weird

My Mom: well, Oprah recommends it as a nice present to someone.

Me: if Oprah told you to jump off of a bridge, would you do it?

My Mom:
Probably.



-A

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

its good advice.