this song is medicine

billy joel sings some wise, wise words in Vienna. thanks bill, for this.

the completion of words

so i was just in atlantic city spending hundreds and hundreds of my friends dads comped dollars and i ate at this really nice, upscale steakhouse in our hotel. my friends and i were enjoying the whole experience until our waitress started referring to our appetizers as "apps." as in, "your apps will be out in two minutes" or "would you like to order some apps?"

i dont know if anyone else went through an "abbrev" stage in their life but this totally cheapened the meal. i did not order the "seafood spesh" i ordered the seafood SPECIAL. entrees, not ents. seriously we are spending over a hundred dollars each at this restaurant, please finish your words. the only place they are allowed to say "apps" is Tgifridays am i right!??!

waitresses - when you are considering abbrevs -- complete your words for a better tip!!

maybe

Try This! (Or Don't)

I found this treadmill workout in a health blog - I think it's from Shape magazine - it's supposed to be really good for legs and the badunkadunk (S you do not need to do this).

ANYWAY I tried it at the gym today and it is SUICIDE. Suicide. Let me tell you. I simultaneously recommend it and do not recommend it. I'm still kind of dizzy from it and my face was soooo red. But yeah you should try it - have fun on the 8.0 incline!!

Also, I'd like to point out that I'm eating a doughnut as I type this. (A munchkin but still).