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player.

just because i don't hate you doesn't mean i like you

so i think that at first thought, boys would think i'd be a really good wedding date, then they think about it a little more, and realize i'd probably get very drunk and close talk with their grandfather and older cousins and then drunk dial an exboyfriend in the corner and then disappear. so i'm often invited to weddings and then disinvited. but anyways. that and i openly hate a lot of boys that aren't dave thompson. and they know it.

i sure know how to pick em

That dude in the yellow is my ex-boyfriend. He moved out to LA to become an actor. Yesterday, he won some kind of patio furniture set on The Price is Right. He made it.  

When's your birthday again? July something right?

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I'm getting this for you for your birthday. and by getting this for you for your birthday I mean checking it out from the Brooklyn Library and wrapping it in the comics section of the newspaper. Maybe I'll throw in a mixtape. If you're REALLY lucky I'll go without my daily Luna bar and buy you a shot of house vodka, we'll see.