next movie i'm seeing

gwynnie's all lost and stuff which i can totally relate too and joaquin is attractive and goes crazy after this is filmed and it takes place in brooklyn so that's neat so yep next movie i'm seeing

bipolar much?

ichat with my mom about me applying to grad school (she's the only one conversing..)

now you know where i get my freak from.

i'm inexplicably attracted to tom colicchio

three words: sign. me. up.



here he is acoustically serenading me to "love is blind" by eve.

Things I Did Today

1) Lied to Starbucks. see below conversation:
-starbucks worker: what would you like?
-me: black tea latte, skim milk, does that have vanilla syrup in it?
-worker: no.
-me: does it have any syrup in it?
-worker: just the classic syrup.
-me: well can i get that sugar free?
-worker: (turns to ask other worker) (asks other worker) (gets negative response) no.
-me: well then i want sugar-free vanilla syrup.
[Keep in mind there is a really, really long line behind me and i'm holding it up]
-worker: (calls out my order) one tall sugar-free vanilla skinny black tea latte.
-other worker: (all confused) but...but... there isn't vanilla syrup in those... (thinks world is ending)
-worker: well, now there is.
-me: i'm diabetic.

i realize this is kind of messed up, but i needed to use this disease to cover my weirdness and infatuation for sugar-free syrup. good call on my part, right? right guys?



2) Invented a new language: Spanspeare. Equal parts Spanish, equal parts Shakespeare.
i.e.: "Donde art thou?"


that's about it for now.