FUCK YOU STARBUCKS - a cupcake review

Starbucks started selling cupcakes since the start of the new year, and I had a couple of staredowns with them through that damn glass while waiting in line, but my willpower didn't let me make a move. I finally tried the vanilla a few weeks ago and it was whatever, nothing to waste 340 calories on again, nothing to write home about.

But THIS. This, this red velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing, good lord. 300 calories is not even that bad, that's like a grande latte, or like 1/4th of one of their hot chocolates. I got it for dinner tonight and ate it with vanilla frozen yogurt (cake + ice cream is my favorite food, of all time, forever and always) and it was D-I-V-I-N-E. Dare I say holy, really. Magical. Touched by an angel.