Miscellaneous Smile-Inducers

My friend Dave is really good at subject lines of e-mails. Here's two from today. "Tard" is his favorite because after the reply, the subject turns into "Re: tard." Soooo mature.





This is the easiest quiz I've ever taken, found on Facebook, obvious answer is ROOT BEER!!! Which is really hard to find in New York, ugh.


Aren't Maggie and Jake the cutest sibs everrrrr.
If this was the South, I'd be all for them reproducing.


So I've been working with this woman (or so I thought) trafficing radio spots. She kind of keeps messing up... and is not very pleasant to work with. I looked her up on Facebook after I saw she was a Junior Associate, and this was the picture that came up. Even if it's not her, I immediately felt better. Woof.


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Ta-Da! The End. Goodnight and good luck.

Higher Love

Newmindspace - the people that give you mass pillow fights, subway-ridin-skivvy-wearers, and Central Park tricycle races are bringing you Higher Love this V-day.

From their website: Higher Love will be an ephemeral, massive art installation in downtown Manhattan. It will be unveiled on the main street of our favorite neighborhood in New York at dawn on Valentine's Day, Saturday February 14th 2009.

I'm going to go ahead and say, this "art exhibition" is a conglomeration of stoners smoking purple and pink hearted blunts which will eventually culminate into a Bob Marley sing-a-long to Turn Your Lights Down Low. Just a guess.

It's come to this...

My motha is trying to set me up. I'm a sad excuse for a human being. And yes, I stalk people. We all do, don't be hatin. Welcome to the wonderful world of Google.

Look, S...

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